6kv Chapter 116 If You Want To Become Shit, It’S Easiest To Take Shit.
Chapter 116 If You Want To Become Shit, It’S Easiest To Take Shit.
Xiwei glanced at the last date.
I found out it was a day ago.
In other words, in about two days, Perlo Terrorhammer will meet the so-called second prince, and this is also the best time for him to change his position.
He had to be one step faster than Perlo Dreadhammer.
【Ding! The host’s strong villain tendency has been detected and daily villain tasks have been activated]
[Villain Mission 1: Loot the joint supplies prepared by the Andorra Empire for the Orc Royal Court]
[Villain Mission 2: Prompt the two princes of the Orc Court to kill each other]
[Villain Mission 3: It is detected that a large number of players are insulting the host. Isn’t this a punishment? 】
Insult me?
Xiwei was confused.
Thinking of him as such a wise and powerful king, he never treats his subordinates harshly, and he is usually so cruel that he treats every one of his subordinates with pain.
Now, some players are actually scolding him?
This is simply unbearable.
"What did the players call me?"
[Call you pervert, call you shameless, call you unworthy of a man, call you impotent and premature ejaculation, call you bad as shit]
Xiwei: "..."
The system is summarized very well. Xiwei even thinks that the system is suitable for allegro, and it must be more promising than any other system.
"Jiejiejie..."
The king lying on the dragon's back let out a ferocious laugh, and all the players immediately shuddered for some unknown reason.
【Ding! Trigger new mission: Ten Thousand Urgency]
[Task description: King Winter has received a secret message from his subordinates. In two days, the third prince of the Orc Court will arrive at the border of the Andorra Empire with his army]
[Now that time is running out, King Winter decided to increase his marching speed to ensure nothing goes wrong]
[Mission goal: Please follow the Winter King's army as much as possible. If you die after falling behind, you will be teleported back to Winter City and lose the opportunity to participate in the battle]
…
Immediately afterwards, the players discovered that the Winter King's marching speed suddenly doubled.
"I am!"
"King Winter, I, you, are a dog,"
"Isn't it?! The stamina bar is really not enough!"
The players were furious.
But there are also some people whose expressions remain normal.
Those are the players in Xuanjia Camp.
"Brothers, show our powerful ♂ferocious♂ physiques to your partners!"
"ohohohohoh~"
Players don't feel pain, and their physiques are no longer as weak as ordinary people, so in fact, this speed can keep up.
They're just having fun.
I think back when Xiwei defended Most City alone, the players rolled and crawled to come for support, but their marching speed was much faster than now.
But the players’ nightmare is not over yet.
It's hard to guarantee that those flying dragon players in the sky haven't scolded him, and Xiwei certainly won't let it go.
He is a king who receives both rain and dew.
This is true in every way.
…
After half a day's march.
Xiwei stopped at an oasis near the border of the Andorra Empire.
Many players have already fallen behind.
Although it is to punish players.
But enough is enough.
And the army also needs to rest.
This oasis is just a nice place to be.
Xiwei asked the maids to watch Kangnai and not let Kangnai run around, and then went to find Taishang Buyi.
At this moment, the flying dragon players are flying freely on the lake in the oasis. Occasionally, a few of them land on the shore, pretending to take a few sips of lake water and experience the feeling of being close to nature.
When they saw King Winter approaching, the players were not surprised at all. They all shook their heads and tails and screamed "Ang Aang Aang".
This is one of the major drawbacks of switching classes to Feilong.
has gradually become primitive.
After all, their throats will be more comfortable when they talk like this.
Unless the level reaches level 50, the Venom Flying Dragon's vocal cords develop again and enter adulthood. Players do not need the system to convert into mainland lingua franca and can communicate freely.
【Ding! You have entered the plot mission]
A prompt box like this suddenly popped up in front of Taishang Buyi, who was lying on his back.
[King Winter seems to have some troubles, maybe you can help him]
Taishang Buyi's brows jumped, and an ominous premonition emerged in his heart. Every time such a task popped up in the system, something bad would happen.
Sure enough, he immediately found that his body had become stiff, and the flying dragon players around him couldn't move either. They turned their heads to this side.
Taishang Buyi himself was even more unbearable.
He was originally lying on his back on the ground, but he was controlled by the system and wriggled his way to the King of Winter with his wings alive.
[Please choose your answer]
[A. Oh~ Dear His Majesty the Winter King, why are your brows so furrowed? Are you worried about anything? Please tell your most loyal subordinate, maybe I can help you solve the problem]
【B.Your Majesty! Poke me! Poke me quickly! (Very loud and broadcast on all channels)]
[C. Your Majesty, I feel like I am a waste. You can stew me and drink the soup. This is the only contribution I can make to Winter City. 】
Taishang Buyi: "...(￣ー￣)"
I don’t know who planned the selection system. It’s so disgusting that no one in their right mind would be able to think of such a wretched gameplay.
Needless to say?
Definitely choose B.
As long as he sneaks into King Winter's bed, half of the Kingdom of Winter will become a commoner!
"Oh~ Dear His Majesty the Winter King, why are your brows so furrowed?"
"What's bothering you?"
"Please tell your most loyal subordinate."
"Maybe I can help you solve your problem."
Taishang Buyi raised his neck in a twisted manner, and let out a "high and high" cry, which could be understood by the flying dragon players around him.
hateful!
He clearly chose B just now!
Why did it change to option A the moment I chose it?
This system is a rip-off!
Is there any royal method?
Tears of humiliation fell from Taishang Buyi's cloudy eyes.
"Oh~ It's so gratifying to have a subordinate like you who can understand me."
Xiwei smiled brightly and pretended to be an amiable and good king, but he had no airs at all.
"That's right, Tai Shang Commoner."
"It was mentioned in the intelligence that the desert dragons under the command of the third orc prince are all shit yellow, but your skin is a bit green."
"That is to say, if we just grab supplies like this, we will get into trouble."
"So, you need to put on a disguise."
After Xiwei finished speaking, he stared at Taishang Buyi quietly, mechanically like an NPC controlled by a game.
【Ding! Please choose your answer]
[A. Your great Majesty, it is our honor to share your worries. If you want to turn shit yellow, the easiest way is of course to use shit]
[B. My king is so great. It is my great fortune to share your worries. If you want to turn into yellow shit, it is easiest to take shit.]
【C.Great majesty, it's our honor to share your worries. The easiest way to turn yellow is to use shit】
Taishang Buyi stared at the three options in stunned silence. He had heard that players had encountered similar situations with the three options before, but now the game system no longer works.
The three options are identical.
And why do you need to use shit to turn it into shit-yellow color? !
No!
What the hell kind of logic is this! ((유∀유|||))