The Trashy PD Has To Survive as an Idol

Chapter 115



Chapter 115

Chapter 115

Hey, I had a great reaction last time, didnt I?

I knew it.

Around the same time as our Kill the Lights promotion, Joo Woosung was a standout in Kings. I still vividly remember being pissed off while watching his stage in the music show waiting room.

And regardless of my recognition, I couldnt deny that Joo Woosung alone was almost a phenomenon.

After going to California, his dance skills improved, and the views for his fancams from music shows easily hit 5 million as a baseline, while dance videos shot in professional studios soared past 50 million in no time.

I knew it, but why did he feel the need to boast about it to me at this moment? Joo Woosung annoyingly kept brushing his hair back.

Seen my popularity?

Yes, I have.

Accepting it straightforwardly, Joo Woosung seemed satisfied, letting out a weak smile. On the contrary, my expression soured.

Joo Woosung, are you simple or complicated? I cant figure you out.

I really worked hard Ah, is this what people call desperation?

Just two days before the debut lineup was decided, I felt that feeling Ahahaha!

Nope. Just a jerk

Talking about infuriating stuff that would usually get under my skin, he successfully managed to make me super angry with the phrase You cant beat a genius who enjoys what he does.

I took out a candy from my pocket and started chewing it vigorously to suppress my anger, while Joo Woosung giggled beside me.

Oh? You both came early.

Ah, hello, senior~.

Hello, senior.

Yu Jia entered, noticing the atmosphere and laughed, seemingly unaware of what was happening.

Todays Yu Jias Jujaju will start now. For todays Best Friends Special, we have Joo Woosung from Black Call and Seo Hoyun from The Dawn!

Hello~, its Woosung.

Hoyun here.

Alright.

If you really want to pick a fight.

Lets see how it goes, Woosung.

I straightened up and smiled calmly. Yu Jia smoothly transitioned, holding her script cards.

So, you two are close, right?

Were not.

Thats right.

Hmm?

Yu Jia laughed off Joo Woosungs skewed response and my counter, then decided to generously move on.

Yes, so how did you become close?

Its like Yu Jia was gently forcing us to admit that were close friends now. Joo Woosung hesitated for a moment, seemingly forgetting the setting.

Get a grip, Joo Woosung.

Joo Woosung then looked at me for agreement.

We were neighborhood friends?

Yes, thats right.

Its been a while since he was blackmailed, so he mustve completely forgotten what kind of person I was. Clearly, he was planning to really screw me over.

Yu Jias eyes stopped smiling, possibly thinking that this footage might not be suitable for broadcast.

Seems like you forgot a bit?

Too many things happened in the last year, I cant remember well.

However, Joo Woosung smoothly reverted back to his senior persona with a gentle smile. I turned my head and chuckled softly.

Its great having created so many memories with hyung over the past year.

Shall we create more?

It meant if you dont want to be threatened, behave well.

Joo Woosung, who had a lot of sore points, flinched for a moment. Yu Jia, ever the professional, even received that comment.

Yes, youve had many memories in the past year, havent you? From Over-Immersive Captain to The Victory is Mine. Whats the most memorable episode?

Ah, for me, it would have to be the Do Exactly As Told series.

But that was not enough to stop Joo Woosung. Seizing the opportunity, he brought up another annoying topic.

Our Hoyun is really good at aegyo. Remember the expose broadcast by Ichae? I was so amazed.

Are you still practicing in front of the mirror these days, Hoyun?

However, to Joo Woosungs disappointment, I had long since let go of all pride regarding this topic.

Joo Woosung was fidgeting, but I just wore a calm smile and said.

Shall pretty Hoyoonie try it?

Can you play the song? Ive been practicing something in the mirror recently.

How can you be so shameless?

Its not necessary.

Yu Jia and Joo Woosung harshly refused, clearly more interested in my embarrassing history than seeing my aegyo.

Despite the situation, Yu Jia managed to extract normal responses and salvage the footage.

The problem, however, was Joo Woosung.

Introduce Seo Hoyuns charm!

Its probably his rebellious nature

I wasnt much different, really.

Whats Joo Woosungs appeal point?

His unwavering mental strength in any situation?

Joo Woosungs lips quivered at my response, which was meant to imply how he doesnt get existential crisis whenever he encountered his ex-girlfriends at music shows.

Yu Jia, quietly observing the scene, put down her card and rested her chin on her hand, asking softly,

You two seem to be enjoying life these days, huh?

The atmosphere on set suddenly turned as if doused with cold water.

Sorry!

Well do better.

Anyway, Joo Woosung, slightly intimidated by Yu Jias annoyed look, continued the shooting, but Yu Jia threw a curveball.

You two are idols~ Its a bit late to promote new songs, but would you like to give it a try?

Huh?

Well play your songs, so why dont you dance to them?

!!

I was horrified.

Dance live on air? Next to Joo Woosung, with his EX- level dance skill? When Im just a B-grade dancer?

Ah~!!

Joo Woosung quickly noticed my pale complexion and sprang to his feet.

And he stretched with a series of smirks.

Ah, I dont usually accept these kinds of challenges, but for Yu Jias show, Ill make an exception! Ill dance!

Joo Woosung, really

Should I comfort her? If I wanted to use her, itd be right to comfort her, but while I was pondering, Joo Woosung smirked.

Noona, I have a solution for you.

Huh?

He leaned in and whispered.

How about some financial therapy in California?

California?

Yeah, its nice there. Sunshine, cheerful people. Want me to tell you the hotel I stayed in?

Why is he like this, really?

Places were all the same everywhere

While I was rolling my eyes at Joo Woosung, still not over his California craze, Lim Hyeonsu, seemingly sharing my thoughts, faintly smiled.

Whats so special there? Id rather just stay in Korea and smoke myself to death.

Seriously, its good! Get some vitamin D, spend some money.

Whats in California? All I think of is 2pacs California Love.

Yes?

Both Joo Woosung and I, along with Yu Jia, were left with question marks above our heads.

You guys dont know this?

What is it?

What, what?

Realizing from our reactions that we were clueless, Lim Hyeonsu suddenly perked up (though in anger) and started ranting.

Wait, even if Im down, this is too much. How can you not know this song?? Its the song that plays nonstop in the U.S. when a home run is hit! Its played in California during pitcher changes?!

Seo Hoyun, do you know?

No, I dont.

Not interested in baseball.

Cr-crazy Its a real god-tier song.

Lim Hyeonsu grumbled, ready to enlighten us young ones on the intro of this god-tier song then paused abruptly.

Uh?

Wait, California Love? Love?

She whirled around to face Joo Woosung. Lim Hyeonsu, apparently not very interested in the song, let go of her phone and grabbed Joo Woosungs forearms.

Did you go to California to find love, Woosung?!

Yesss?

Pfft!!

While Yu Jia remained calm, I, who was listening casually while drinking water, choked on it.

Ah, haha Love, he says, haha.

Joo Woosung, who was previously enjoying his genius status, suddenly turned into someone who flew 11 hours just to find love. He stuttered, then denied it.

What are you talking about? No, its not like that.

Wow So thats why you were all about California earlier.

Its really not true! Seriously, I was just cooped up in a studio there, dancing hard, okay??

But Lim Hyeonsu, being the genius composer and lyricist she is, blinked after hearing Joo Woosungs words.

You were dancing?

And she marveled innocently.

Wow, nosuch a great metaphor.

!!

Hey, Woosung. You should really listen to California Love. It has lyrics similar to what you just described.

What, what, what.

You have talent in lyrics, man.

Eeek!!

Ahahaha!!

Eventually, Joo Woosung became utterly frustrated, but I bent over, holding my stomach in laughter.

Seeing Joo Woosung get hilariously bamboozled was just too funny, especially when things hadnt been going my way lately!

Ah, they said you have talent in lyrics~!

Seo Hoyun, seriously, stop laughing!

Regardless of Joo Woosungs squawking or my almost sobbing laughter, Lim Hyeonsu suddenly clenched her fist decisively.

Alright!! Thank you, Woosung. Ill go to California for some love therapy too!

Wow take care, Ms. Composer~.

Seo Hoyun, thank you! Jia, want to come along?

No thanks, go by yourself, Ms. Composer.

Lim Hyeonsus eyes sparkled. Leaving behind one angry, one snickering, and one bewildered person, she ruffled her hair and stepped out to look for a flight ticket, humming a tune.

California Love~! Doo-roo-roon bam-bam-bam-bam!

When will Ms. Composer ever grow up?

I sighed, feeling sorry for the genius composer who seemed to be getting younger, while Yu Jia shook her head and left the room.

Left alone with Joo Woosung, I still couldnt stop laughing.

Whats with my image now? I, I really worked hard this time, you know?

Kek, pfft.

Seo Hoyun, I said stop laughing!

Ignoring Joo Woosungs chiding, I finally managed to calm down after some deep breaths, then leaned back and asked sweetly,

Ah what about all those noonas you charmed, hyung?

Why couldnt you keep them? Even Cheongbeom-noona is going to California to find love without you, are you okay with that?

Joo Woosung stood up trembling with MAX anger. Watching his defeated face made me burst into laughter again.

I guess I should listen to California Love

Hey! You, just try listening to it!

Sure~. Ill listen right away~.

As Joo Woosung glared at me and grumbled on his way out, I returned to the van in high spirits and plugged in my earphones to play the song.

The song, with its hip-hop beat and a striking intro, made sense as Lim Hyeonsus favorite, but frankly, it wasnt really my type.

Nevertheless, I hummed along, enjoying the song for what it brought me, and checked the completion of my quest.

[Lets go on a variety show! quest completed!

Seo Hoyun PD-nim, instead of showing off your variety skills, you just had fun teasing others

Still, its a success, and youre awarded 8,000 points.]

One should find joy wherever possible.

Chuckling, I picked up my phone, noticing a V-Live notification. I opened the video, and

Hm?

I stumbled upon something curious.

Ah.

Seong Jiwon was speaking softly to the fans, but then he stiffened upon checking his phone.

Ah, haha. Sorry, its nothing.

He quickly resumed his conversation as if nothing happened, but

Throughout the V-Live, Seong Jiwons phone kept ringing incessantly.


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