The Most Random System

Chapter 1112 - 497: Ate Something a Bit Unclean

Lin Li was very surprised, this guy actually had the courage to question him.F*ck, buddy, you actually dare to bring up the green hat.

This is absurd.

It’s like a man angrily shouting at another man—"I’ll fight you, your wife put a green hat on me"!

Then the woman shows up, gently comforting the two men involved with her: "It’s okay, I love you guys even if you both wear green hats," and finishes by turning her head to her real bewildered husband, adding, "Oh right, you have two."

Very precise, right?

But Lin Li doesn’t want to take the blame, he’s just a traveler from the Otherworld who happened to pass by under someone else’s bed. His small spine can’t bear such a big responsibility, so he waved his hand with a smile to clarify:

"Buddy, I’m not, I didn’t, I’m fully dressed now, I just went under the wrong bed."

The shirtless man: "?"

You motherf*cker.

How can you even go wrong with that?

The last time I went wrong was when I just made friends.

But that time it wasn’t really wrong, it was on purpose!!

"Stop making excuses, buddy," the man said, speechless and a bit angry, muttering: "I actually sensed something was off long ago!"

The initial fear and panic in his eyes were replaced by an epiphany at this moment:

"...I knew it, no wonder when I hugged her earlier, I felt her body was unusually hot, it didn’t seem like pure passion I stirred up, more like... she was with you before!"

"When opening the door, her face flushed too quickly! I even thought it was because she hadn’t seen me for too long and missed me! Damn it, I’m such an idiot!"

"The clothes too, when she opened the door for me, one button on her dress was fastened wrongly,"

"It all matches up! I felt there was a faint, unfamiliar smell in the room... Turns out it was all you!"

"No wonder her condition was so off today, at the start she kept asking me to be gentle, then to get it over with quickly, yet was so tight, and only normalized after getting into it, at that time I felt strange, usually she isn’t so shy and cautious, nor are we so irresistible, turns out it was because she knew there was an audience under the bed! It excited her..."

The man piecing together all evidence, babbled a lot, his voice growing more certain.

The next second, a bit excited, he turned his eyes fixing on Lin Li, showing grievance and reluctance:

"Damn it, during the foreplay, when I was down there, I tasted something strange..."

"She even lied to me saying it was just an abnormal discharge..."

"Why hide if you are fooling around... We’re all buddies, on the same path, no one’s stopping you from fooling around, why hide, wouldn’t it be better to fool around together... Bringing me into tasting your stuff is really too much..."

"Bro, as an apology, next time you gotta taste my stuff too, I beg you, otherwise I really feel unbalanced, I’m not lying, I feel like vomiting..."

The more the man spoke, the more resentful he became, practically acting like he’s the one being cheated on but not daring to divorce, looking at Lin Li with grievance and choked voice.

Lin Li: "(゜▽゜)?"

The situation developed to a point where even Lin Li was barely holding it together.

Almost thought he encountered Otherworld Wang Ze.

What the f*ck are you rambling about.

Sure enough, people from any world enjoy making excuses for their actions after the fact.

Don’t they know, post-excuses cause great harm.

Bai Bufan had a post-excuse once.

Then that mare gave birth to a centaur.

It’s unknown how a dog and horse crossed reproductive barriers to give birth to a centaur, but this is what a post-excuse is, pretty amazing, right?

"Buddy, stop making excuses for yourself," Lin Li said with a suppressed laugh, remarking: "You’re overthinking it now, almost paranoid."

"Even though it’s hard to explain why I’m under the bed, I’m really not here to cheat, what you tasted might really just be abnormal discharge or other gynecological issues, I suggest using some sanitary product, but it’s really not related to me."

"Bullshit!!" the man got angry, but still rationally lowered his voice:

"You bastard, still laughing! You’re quite pleased with yourself, aren’t you!"

"You just don’t want to taste my stuff!!"

Lin Li’s mouth twitched, his face calm ☉_☉: "...isn’t that obvious."

Who the f*ck wants to taste that stuff.

"Ha! You admitted it! You’re just thinking about yourself!!" the man got delighted at first, then more dissatisfied.

Lin Li: "?"

"Admit your ass, except for some perv no one wants to taste that! Enough, I’m not interested in that wrecked crotch, nor—oh, the real mister green is here."

Lin Li paused slightly because the room door was opened and the two fell silent.

The door creaked fully open, and the main character who couldn’t be seen from under the bed appeared at the doorway.

But Lin Li was far more skilled than his roommate, eagerly releasing Divine Sense, bored under the bed, I want to watch the show outside!

Though Divine Sense doesn’t equate to eyes, only detecting outlines, having no "vision" concept, it’s still better than nothing.

Outside the bed.

At this time the woman still lay in bed, covered with a quilt.

Mister Green, upon entering, immediately looked softly at the woman on the bed, ignoring the rest of the room.

"Did I wake you?"

Mister Green’s voice carried an apologetic tone, speaking with the tenderness reserved for a loved one.

"No... didn’t wake," the woman peeked her tangled hair head out slightly from the quilt, feigning calm, even forcing a smile: "still... still haven’t slept, why... did you come back suddenly?"