6kv #286 - The one with the big breasts is really good
#286 - The one with the big breasts is really good
The next day.
At Megumin's house.
"Okay now, what's with all the anger?"
Kazuma Sato complained with some annoyance.
He had the air of someone saying, 'I already apologized, what more do you want?', but Megumin, not understanding the rules, wasn't about to let him off easily, sulking with great displeasure.
This caused Darkness and Aqua to apologize as well.
They had gone a bit too far last night, and Megumin's anger was understandable; after all, if this guy hadn't jumped in to spoil things, Megumin might have actually succeeded.
Using 'succeeded' isn't quite right; 'achieved her wish' is more accurate.
When Yunyun learned that Megumin had planned to make the first move last night, she immediately condemned her for this sneaky behavior, labeling her a 'cat who steals fish'.
Megumin retorted that, in her opinion, Yunyun was the real fish-stealing cat trying to sneak ahead, and the two nearly came to blows over it.
"Alright, alright, stop fighting."
At Kazuma Sato's signal, Yunyun forcefully separated the two, speaking before she could be scolded.
"Kutakake-neechan said she needs to talk to you guys."
"Kutakake (Older sister/Young lady)?" X5
They were puzzled.
Kazuma Sato spoke up: "That's strange. What does your sister want with us?"
"I don't know. But this morning she said she wanted us to visit her divination shop, probably to give me… no, you guys a fortune reading," Yunyun said.
Everyone was slightly surprised.
The most outstanding diviner of the Crimson Demons.
The weight of that title alone was enough to shock the kingdom.
One must know that with only a letter that Yunyun had brought, even the Archbishop of the Axis Church, the all-capable Zesta, was arrested, so one could imagine how much she was praised.
"Kutakake-san's divination? Honestly, I'm a little nervous."
"Eh, Darkness, you're actually feeling nervous?"
"You idiot, Kazuma! Do you know how popular Kutakake-san is in the kingdom? Not to mention the throngs of people wanting her to do their fortunes, even her beauty is something to behold; she's a truly capable person!"
"…Is that so?"
Kazuma Sato was unimpressed.
He knew that the girls in his party were all beauties, and the idiot goddess Aqua was even top-tier in appearance (though her silliness sometimes ruined it). Besides, Yunyun and Kutakake looked very similar, about 90% alike, or even more beautiful, so he was already immune to beauty.
"But if it's a free divination, there's no harm in going."
The party naturally chose to freeload.
Arriving at the divination shop.
Kutakake-neechan warmly welcomed them, and also greatly encouraged Megumin for finally expressing her feelings, saying that she had already foreseen this happening in her crystal ball, causing Megumin to blush and become flustered.
Yunyun didn't stop her from being teased by Kutakake-neechan, after all, it wouldn't be good if she was teased for forgetting her sister after getting a wife.
Afterward, they were asked to leave the divination shop.
Divination was actually a rather private matter, so it had to be done one by one.
Aqua clamored to be the first to be divined, but she was reluctantly asked out by an embarrassed Kutakake-neechan after only a minute.
"What's wrong, Aqua? You didn't happen to flood the place in front of Kutakake-neechan, did you?"
"Kazuma, what do you take me for?"
"A gag goddess, what else?"
"Don't joke around, I'll hit you!"
Aqua, angered by Kazuma Sato's words, also explained why she came out so quickly with some displeasure.
—She couldn't see anything.
Kutakake-neechan was clearly known as the strongest beauty diviner of the Crimson Demons, praised throughout the kingdom, yet she couldn't see anything about Aqua, causing everyone to feel incredulous.
Could not be divined.
The only reason was that the person being divined had some entanglement with the diviner, so wouldn't that mean Aqua and Kutakake-neechan were…
Not really.
Others might find it strange, but Yunyun quickly figured out the reason.
It must be because the idiot goddess was an unobservable object; after all, she was a goddess, and even the Hell Duke Vanir's clairvoyance—predicting the future—couldn't see anything, so Kutakake-neechan, though her divination skills were strong, probably couldn't break through the goddess's barrier.
Low-dimensional beings cannot see high-dimensional beings.
—That's a more fitting way to put it.
Kazuma Sato looked suspiciously at the divination shop, saying, "Is this place really that accurate? Speaking of which, you guys aren't lying to me, are you? So diviners aren't reliable after all…"
He grumbled as he walked in.
Ten minutes later.
—It's damn accurate!
He shouted as soon as he came out.
Presumably, Kutakake-neechan's divination had conquered him, and judging from Kazuma Sato's grinning expression, the divination result must have been to his liking?
"Kutakake-neechan said I'll become a rich man in the future."
"Oh."
"Is that so."
"I see."
His companions nodded blandly.
Kazuma Sato was displeased and shouted, "Hey, are you guys listening? I'm going to be a rich man in the future, shouldn't you guys be surprised or something?!"
"Is there anything to be surprised about?"
"What?"
"Look, Kazuma, you've defeated several Demon King Army executives, and sold your intellectual property. You're already a rich man. It's not a future tense, but a present progressive! Besides, with your cleverness, Kazuma, I believe you'll definitely become a rich man in the end."
"Yunyun!"
Kazuma Sato was incredibly touched by these words, wiping the corners of his eyes. It was the first time someone had believed in him so much, but the conversation took a turn.
"But I'm still a little worried."
"What's wrong?"
"Just now, Kutakake-neechan said that I'll make a major decision in the future, whether to choose to become a rich man or a poor man, or even be heavily in debt, the choice is in my hands.
Don't joke around, if I could actively choose, how could I ever choose to become a poor man!…Hey, you perverted female knight over there, why are you suddenly squirming and panting so loudly!"
Kazuma Sato pointed at Darkness and shouted.
Darkness squirmed, grabbing Kazuma Sato's hands.
She gasped and moaned, "Becoming a poor man…and heavily in debt…ha…ha…Kazuma, just become a poor man! Just do it for me, become a poor man! Ha…ha…and then let me take care of you…being coldly treated by Kazuma every day, saying, 'Hey, Darkness, use your unsightly body to earn some money for alcohol!'…How wonderful!"
“No way! Let go of me!”
Kazuma Sato forcibly wrenched his hands from Darkness's grasp, pointing at her and shouting, “Listen here, Darkness! Even if I die! Even if I jump from here! Even if I'm truly penniless! I will never become a debt-ridden pauper for your sake!”
Very good, he set a Flag.
That damned guy who always said he wouldn't set Flags actually set a huge Flag in front of everyone. Hopefully, he won't regret this one day.
Following them were Yunyun and Megumin.
The two entered the fortune-telling booth one after the other. When they came out, their cheeks were flushed, and they glared at Zun Zun with annoyance, saying nothing.
No matter how much they were asked, they wouldn't say.
It was really strange.
When Darkness finally went in, Zun Zun and the others couldn't contain their curiosity any longer. They surrounded the two and kept asking, but they seemed to have agreed on a pact of absolute silence, guarding their secrets tightly.
And at this moment—
“Well, hello there, everyone.”
“Say, what are you all doing here?”
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“Good morning!”
Three people approached.
It was Arue, Komekko, and Funifura.
“I am…!”
“Cut it out, cut it out. I don't have the leisure to listen to your nonsensical self-introductions right now. Besides, you guys always do this. Don't you ever get tired of it?”
“What an unromantic man.”
The interrupted Arue and the others said this to Kazuma Sato with disdain.
The Crimson Demons valued self-introductions very much. It was like being interrupted right before climaxing during sex, infuriating.
As for Megumin and Yunyun.
Upon seeing Arue, the two acted as if facing a great enemy, running to Zun Zun's sides and grabbing his arms.
“—There's something fishy going on!” X 2
Komekko and Funifura said in unison.
The two blushed slightly, but they still stubbornly refused to let go, while Kazuma Sato and Aqua helplessly shrugged.
“Oh ho, so you're so hostile towards me? How troublesome. Although I have no intention of fighting you, but… fine, I'll accept your challenge! Come on, let me see how much you've grown after honing your skills outside the village!”
Arue naturally acted out her chuunibyou.
Unfortunately.
Megumin and Yunyun had no intention of playing along with her chuunibyou. Their eyes were fixed on the G-cup-sized slime on Arue's chest, which bounced up and down with her movements.
“This guy is a formidable enemy!”
“What a terrifying opponent!”
Needless to say for Megumin, even Yunyun had to retreat from this exaggerated destructive power. The Crimson Demons' top-notch development was not a joke.
“I see, so that's how it is.”
Arue wasn't an idiot either. Rather, there were no idiots among the Crimson Demons. She quickly realized why Megumin and Yunyun were so hostile towards her.
But did you think she would be afraid?
No, this instead ignited Arue's fighting spirit!
She held down her eyepatch and exclaimed, “As expected of Zun Zun, you completed my long-term plan as soon as I proposed it. The most difficult step has already been taken. It won't be long before the Crimson Demon Village is under your control, becoming your pleasure palace! It doesn't matter, I was already prepared. Just take me down by force!”
“Wait a minute, I know you guys usually don't have any romantic encounters and are desperate for men, but don't casually seduce my man, okay?”
Megumin suddenly said something very explosive.
Komekko looked surprised.
“A, a man!? That Megumin who only has magic in her heart has a man? This can't be real, right?”
“And it's Zun Zun? Wait a minute, doesn't Zun Zun have something going on with Yunyun…?”
Funifura pointed at Zun Zun and Yunyun; they were also aware of the two's engagement.
Yunyun smiled awkwardly.
Yeah, how did it end up like this? I didn't mean for it to happen, so why did I push the person I like away? I'm really… too stupid.
Arue chuckled.
“What does it matter? Since Yunyun doesn't mind, then it's okay to add me, right? Besides, Megumin, as a fellow adulterous cat, you have no right to criticize me.”
“Eeeeh— — — — —” X 2
Komekko and Funifura exclaimed.
The two of them obviously didn't expect their comrade—or rather, Arue, who was supposedly a comrade—to say such bold words in public.
“Ugh, ugh, ugh— — — —”
Megumin gritted her teeth, glaring at Arue.
She knew it. Ever since she saw the Crimson Demon's top-notch figure in front of her, she had a premonition that the two of them would become formidable enemies, and it had come true.
“I, I mean… they're already chaotic enough…”
“Arue, are you going to join in too?”
Komekko and Funifura were somewhat surprised.
“What's wrong with that?” She held down her eyepatch and retorted, “We and Zun Zun are classmates. We know his true nature inside and out. Besides, Zun Zun is the most outstanding genius in the Crimson Demon clan in a thousand years. He's undoubtedly a promising stock, so there's no reason to let go.”
“But Megumin and Yunyun…”
“I don't want to be a wife. Being a mistress is fine too.”
“Eeeeh— — — — — —!?” X 6
This time, not only Komekko and Funifura, but even Kazuma Sato and the others exclaimed in disbelief.
Being a mistress…
That's too bold!
Arue stated that she could be a mistress, as long as she could borrow his seed to have a child. That way, Zun Zun could play with her G-cup slime as much as he wanted.
Things were getting more and more chaotic.
Whether it was because Arue was naturally suited to be a novelist, the future she painted was so wonderful that, in the end, Komekko and Funifura also began to seriously consider whether they should marry Zun Zun or not.
Yunyun and Megumin only felt that their heads were turning blue with jealousy.
Aqua was also very interested in this chaos and even helped to cheer them on, while Kazuma Sato looked at Zun Zun, who was being fought over, with envy, saying that the other party was the real winner in life.
But the bickering crowd did not notice Darkness walking out of the fortune-telling booth with a gloomy expression.