Chapter 239 – ♥ The Darkness That Comes Before The Twilight
Chapter 239 – ♥ The Darkness That Comes Before The Twilight
Spoiler
Darkness being Darkness. For anyone who doesn't know Konosuba, it's just her ultimate sub kink/imagination running wild again, except this time, she is in a more private setting rather than public, so she acts on them.
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"Lumina? What are you doing here?" John said before he could stop himself. This wasn't Lumina, but that adventurer he saw at the guild last night. He hadn't seen Lumina in this state of undress, but he could swear the pair of them could be twins. Well, he did, until what happened next.
"Hah, hah, I didn't even get to introduce myself, and you're already comparing me to another woman." She said, panting for some reason.
"It was an honest mistake. You just look exactly like her, your body, and especially your eyes. You both have very beautiful eyes. If it wasn't for the orange tips of your hair, I don't think I could tell the pair of you apart." He replied, then noticed she was blushing heavily now, her breathing coming in even more rapid. "Are you okay? Why don't you sit down?"
"Hah, hah, I will in a moment, but first, are you looking to add another member to your party?"
"Well, I don't exactly have a party, but I was considering teaming up with someone to do a quest tomorrow. Why do you ask?"
"Ahem, I see. Thank goodness, I was worried you were not looking for party members." She replied, then placed a hand on top of her breasts. "You see, I have been waiting ages for the right party to come along, hah. My name is Darkness, hah, and my class is, hah, Crusader. Hah, hah, hah, if you would have me... I-I-I would like to j-j-join your p-party please!" She said, stuttering out the last little bit.
John was a bit startled by this woman, not knowing who she was or why she would even know him, but he had other concerns at that moment. She had leaned over him as she asked to join his party, bringing them face to face, her gaze growing even more intense. Her breasts were lightly rubbing up against his chest as he was pretty much lying down in the water, gravity pulling them down to poke him a bit. Little John chose that moment to spring free of his towel confinement and poked her in the belly.
"Ahh... I don't think-"
"Tell me about the other woman in your party. Is it true that you have her slaving away, shovelling stables while you are out dating other women, then sleeping together at night?" She said, apparently not noticing this close contact.
"Listen, young lady, a little personal space would be appreciated."
"What? Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh, what is that! Is that your manhood?!? Why is it touching me? Are you going to have your way with me? Do nasty, unspeakable things to me? Despoil this fair maiden with that...that thing between your legs."
"What in the hell are you talking about? Are you insane? I was just lying here and haven't moved; you're the one on top of me. You're still on top of me, if you hadn't noticed."
She blinked a few times, her gaze going from that crazy, intense look to the realization that she was the one doing something incredibly weird. "I... I'm sorry, I just... I have... I really want to join your party." She replied, still not moving away.
He activated Scouter, wondering just what in the hell was going on in her mind.
{Oh, this embarrassment of having his manhood pressed against me, and the intensity in his voice as he berates me. Why does it feel so good? Why am I like this? Focus, Lalatina. You need to get a hold of yourself, or else you will drive him away like everyone else. Just be the prim and proper lady for a few moments, and you can recover. Yes, prim and... why is it twitching? Is that what they are supposed to do? Ahh... I can't-}
He shut it off, hearing enough. "Well, take a step back, sit down, and let's talk. And let me put my towel back on." He said, gently grasping her shoulders and pushing her away. He had to put in significant effort to move her. She was definitely strong, much stronger than what her looks suggested, making him wonder yet again just how effective the levelling system was in this world.
"Right... of course. I- AHH!!!" She said, then shouted as she slipped on the tiles of the bath. She came down right on top of him with all her weight. He tried to catch her, but instead his fingers slid along the sides of her breasts, tearing the bikini top off in the process as they collided, their lips coming together in an involuntary kiss. Their crotches also came together, Little John sliding right under that tiny piece of fabric of her micro bikini bottom, and rested along the length of her vulva, its head poking up between her thighs.
"MMMMRPH!!! Did you... Did you just despoil me? Oh, the shame... hah, hah, hah... Ahhh!!!..." She said, vibrating like she just had an orgasm.
"Darkness... I don't... Please, get off of me, carefully. Else I might actually despoil you by accident."
"Oh, what is my father going to think, being taken by an adventurer who lives in the stables. Hah, one that two times with multiple women. AHHH!!! I can't... the shame of that thought makes me feel soooo good. Now that you've taken me, are you going to discard me like the piece of filth I am? Tell me, what are you going to do with me next? Hah, Hah, Haaaa, I need to know!" She replied, ignoring his request, hugging him tightly.
"There is something seriously wrong with you, isn't there. Please, get off of me." He said, cycling his Earth magic and Ki to increase his strength. However, try as he might, he couldn't break the grip she had on him.
It's like when I fought Bryn in Battletech! How in the hell is she so strong?
"Are you going to take me? Put a child in my belly, then leave me to have it on my own. Or will you lock me up somewhere, giving me food only in exchange for the sexual liberties you will take on my body? Hah, Hah, please tell me, what are you going to do? What are you going to do to the duke's daughter now that you have defiled her?" She said, going full crazy mode, wiggling her body along his. He could feel her nipples were as hard as rocks, dragging across his chest, her thighs moved, stroking him slightly as she described everything she thought he was about to do to her.
"You want defiled? Fine, I'll defile you. MIDDLE HEAL!" He said, using his last non-violent means of dislodging this woman.
"AHHHH!!!!!" She screamed as his most powerful healing magic flooded into her, causing her already overstimulated body to violently orgasm. He used that moment to pry her off of him and toss her across the bath.
He stood up and walked over to her prone form and pulled her head out of the water before she drowned. Her eyes were reeling from the impact of his magic and from slamming into the shallow bath, so he slapped her cheeks a few times to get her to straighten out. Every bone in his body was telling him to run immediately from this woman, except the one between his legs. That one was sad that he didn't take things even further. He ignored it and focused on the blonde below him.
"Listen, I have no idea what in the hell just happened, but I would never abandon a child I had with a woman. Nor would I forcibly take a woman against her will. Something is seriously off about you, and you need to step back and figure that out. Now, excuse me, I think my nice relaxing bath is over with thanks to you, so I'm going to leave. Have fun with whatever fantasies you are concocting in that pretty little head of yours, because that is all they are, fantasies." He said, then released her against the side of the bath. He didn't wait for her to respond before he got out of the bath and gathered his stuff. He would dry off and get dressed in another room.
*sob*
"I'm... sorry... I just... I'm sorry." She said as he was leaving, apparently having regained some of her faculties.
He paused at the door. He could feel something pulling on him, telling him that he should hear her out. He sighed. She did say she was the duke's daughter. This might have something to do with the story of this world... not that he was really caring about the canon at the moment. "Collect yourself, and meet me at the guild. I think we need to talk about this... encounter. Calmly. No craziness."
"Okay... I can do that." She said, sounding remorseful.
"Good." He replied, leaving the room.
Darkness, or as she is known in noble circles, Lalatina Dustiness-Ford, the sole child of Duke Ignis Dustiness-Ford, the feudal lord and ruler of the city of Axel, lowered herself deeper into the bath.
"He is perfect." She said, despite herself. She was embarrassed at her behaviour, but she couldn't help herself. She thought her virginity had been taken by John, despoiling her and making her unmarriageable to the noble sons her father kept trying to force upon her. Her days of that hell were now over.
"I wonder how long before I start showing... stop it! You need to get a hold of yourself. You can be better than this. You need to be better than this!" She said, admonishing herself. She touched her cheek where he had slapped her; the pain was minimal, her extreme constitution barely registering that she had been hit. But the feelings of pleasure it produced for her were very, very, real. She shuddered again just thinking about it.
Sadly for John, despite how she acted, she really had no idea that she was indeed still a virgin, and that they didn't actually have sex. She was actually a very innocent young lady who had no idea how making babies actually worked. An innocent young woman, who got off on pain and humiliation to a very disturbing degree.
[Name - Lalatina Dustiness-Ford]
[Race - Human]
[Class - Crusader]
[Age - 18]
[Birthday - April 6th]
[Aliases - Darkness, Perverted Crusader, Lewdness, Lewdsader, Pervy Noble, Boobs]
[Likes - Cute things, romance, humiliation, pain, being objectified, heroic acts, sacrificing herself for others, her faith in the Eris Church]
[Dislike - People who say that her weight, muscles, and toughness are unwomanly. Being seen as being cute, or being called cute in public.]
[Virgin - Yes (She thinks you already took it)]
[Cup Size - DDD]
[Sexual Preferences - Ultimate Sub, Humiliation, BDSM. True love romance.]
[Favourite Positions - No Experience. She imagines being tied up, slapped around, and forced to do things.]
[Darkness has a problem where she feels pleasure from pain and humiliation. It has warped how she thinks and causes her a lot of trouble.]
[She is extremely dependable and competent when her weird kink doesn't interfere with her thinking.]
[She is incredibly durable, her skin able to turn blades and absorb powerful spells even without her armour. However, she has no offensive abilities. She is a damage sponge for a party and nothing more.]
[Current Thoughts - Stay calm, stay calm. He deflowered you, but you can still keep your head up and show some self-respect. He will love having a crusader in his party and will come to see that you can be useful to him. Oh, Lalatina, you didn't think this through, did you? Why did those tiles have to be so slippery? This isn't how it was supposed to happen!]
John sighed, closing the card and looking at the woman sitting across the table from him. She was sitting there, rubbing her hands between her thighs nervously, unwilling to meet his gaze. They were the first adventurers at the guild. The cook was surprised when she came out of the back, after finishing her prep work, to find them already seated at a table. She took their breakfast orders, leaving them to their awkward silence.
"So-"
"I'm sorry. I know what I did was improper, but I couldn't help myself. The situation... it overstimulated me, and I lost control. Hah, I had no intention of that when I followed you from the stables after you petted my horse, but being nearly naked in front of a man like you sent my mind into a spin."
"A man like me?"
"A philanderer, a two-timing cheater, one who debases the women around him. It turns me on, to think that- you are the one who took my first time." She said, looking up at him for the first time since they sat down. "I know that makes me incredibly weird, but I can't help myself."
"I'm going to stop you right there. How am I a two-timing cheater? Or any of those things." He asked. He might have a lot of women in all the worlds he had been in, but he was in a relationship with them, and they knew about each other.
"That blue-haired woman you sleep with every night, that you forced to clean the stables so she could eat. Is she not your wife? And you went out on a date with Luna, and have been seen drinking tea with Wiz, the retired adventurer and arch wizard. Are you not dating them both?"
"Who? Aqua? No, she is not my wife, not even close. We just share the stables as we came to town together, though that might change soon. Wiz was just someone I met while exploring the town, and she invited me for a tea. As for Luna, yes, we are dating, though that literally just happened last night. How in the world do you know about any of this?"
"Adventurers are a gossipy bunch, and there isn't a lot going on in the town right now, so your perceived proclivities have become a source of entertainment for them. I made an error and judged you prior to knowing the facts. From the bottom of my heart, I'm sorry." She said, placing her fist to her chest and bowing her head to him.
Why am I the subject of gossip? What in the hell did I do to warrant that? If I find out who started that, I might need to knock some sense into them. Starting a training regimen for these dorks might just be the thing to keep them from spreading rumours around. Who am I kidding? When I was in the army, we lived off cigarettes, coffee, and rumours. This place is no different.
He gave her a half-hearted laugh. "Well, there was no harm done, just an amusing story to tell your friends someday over drinks."
"I... don't really have any friends. Other than Chris, most people avoid me due to... my weirdness. Adventurers won't even let me join their parties anymore due to my inability to land any attacks and my oddities. Even my family keeps me at arm's length, my father being the only one who can put up with my... episodes." She replied. He saw moisture forming at the corners of her eyes before she turned away.
John sighed. He was going to regret this, but unlike a certain goddess, she seemed genuine, and her tears were legitimate. Even if she couldn't hit anything, he could let her take some hits from monsters on quests, heal her as required, and defeat the beasts himself.
With her strength, I should be able to train her to fight. All else fails, we toss some spikes on her armour and let the monsters tear themselves apart when they attack her. This... kink might be an inconvenience, but I can at least give her a chance.
"Darkness, do you want to join my party?" He asked.
"Really? Do you mean it!" She said, jumping up and leaning towards him again. This time, it wasn't in some weird sexual way; she had pure joy in her azure blue eyes.
"I do. Now, sit down. Our breakfast will be out shortly, and Luna should be here soon. There is a job I want to take today, and I would appreciate it if you could help me with it."
"You have nothing to worry about! I will sacrifice my body to defend you in this endeavour!" She said, her cheeks turning red again.
No regrets... no regrets... no regrets.
He kept telling himself that. He only hoped it remained true.
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