I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror

Chapter 2 Our Chosen One Seems Abnormal...



Chapter 2 Our Chosen One Seems Abnormal...

Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Our Chosen One Seems Abnormal...Really?

IQ -88?

Jiang Xiao had no time to curse before he felt his brain was 80% dominated by a pink starfish.

[Ding, game start, entering the Kaidan world, Split Hospital]

[This Kaidan has a nine-star difficulty, and external reminders are disabled]

Leaders from all countries felt a sinking feeling in their hearts.

In previous Kaidans, they could still send three pieces of information to the chosen ones participating in the Kaidan.

This time even the opportunity to transmit information was stripped away...

When the live broadcast for the Dragon Country's region lit up, all the people of Dragon Country were dumbfounded.

What?

Why is... this guy wearing a blue and white striped psychiatric gown on screen?

People already started discussing in the barrage of comments.

[Uh, can someone tell me what's going on? Could Jiang Xiao be...]

[Oh, I get it, this Kaidan world is a psychiatric hospital. According to my personal guess, the identity of the chosen ones this time is likely to be a psychiatric patient, so everyone gets a set of psychiatric clothes!]

[Woah! Bro on the second floor, good reasoning! It's truly a waste of talent for you not to participate in the Analog Horrors.]

[Haha, let's keep a low profile. Although I'm not particularly gifted, I do know a thing or two about deduction.]

[Oh my god, it's like the Seven Fairies playing jump rope; you guys are as assertive as it gets! One dares to say it, the other dares to believe.]

[Just came back from another live broadcast, everyone else was playing the role of a doctor, who's wearing psychiatric gowns?]

[So how did he get this gown he's wearing?]

[How else? I suspect it's his congenital skin...]

Other chosen ones had already begun

This kid, to think he stayed in the mental hospital for a full fourteen years!

To say that he is seriously ill would be an understatement.

"Maybe... we should call some psychiatrists to give Jiang Xiao a consultation?" someone suggested.

But someone immediately retorted: "We can't even send messages inside for this Kaidan, what's the point of experts coming?"

"Let's just prepare for the worst in advance."

...

After showing off a bottle of 'candy', Jiang Xiao checked the time.

Hmm, nine o'clock in the morning, it was time to play with friends.

Jiang Xiao then opened the door and walked straight out.

He completely ignored the first rule that required wearing a white lab coat!

A mysterious force rapidly invaded Jiang Xiao's brain, attempting to warp it.

But after circling around, this eerie force got confused.

Isn't it, where's this guy's brain? Without a brain, what am I supposed to infect?!

[Pai Daxing Effect Number One: Because Pai Daxing has no brain, he is immune to the mental contamination of the Kaidan world]

The audience watching felt a sinking feeling, knowing Jiang Xiao would fail, but they didn't expect him to go down this quickly.

[It's over, Jiang Xiao completely ignored the first rule, he's probably done for.]

[My god, that security guard is so freaking buff! He could probably punch a cow to death!]

[With Jiang Xiao's skinny form, the guard could probably turn his duodenum to mush with one punch.]

The security guard in the picture stood 2.5 meters tall, his muscles bulging like serpentine dragons, with arms thicker than Jiang Xiao's waist, looking like a green giant!

[This is still the normal state of the security guard; if he turns eerie...]

Just the thought of it made people shiver with fear!

Jiang Xiao glanced at the security guard, greeted him without any expression, his voice muffled.

"Good morning, buddy, you look a lot like a friend of mine back in Bikini Bottom, Shrimp King~"

The not-so-smart security guard looked bewilderedly at the 'mental patient' in front of him.

What's the situation?

Bikini Bottom?

Shrimp King?

They had been informed that a new doctor was coming today, but there was no mention of a new mental patient.

"Seriously, I'm envious of your huge muscles; they're like an inflated SpongeBob, oh, you know, SpongeBob is my best friend."

After speaking, Jiang Xiao even made a muscle-flexing gesture to the guard.

Jiang Xiao: ᕙ༼ຈلﻝ͜ຈ༽ᕗ

Security Guard: ????

Wait, the security guard felt his brain getting scrambled, and Jiang Xiao's spiel almost fried his CPU.

While the guard was spacing out, Jiang Xiao already strode toward the ward in front.

'DuangDuangDuang!'

Jiang Xiao knocked on the door of Mental Patient Room No. 1 with force.

"Sandy! Sandy! Do you know where SpongeBob went?"


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