6kv Chapter 268
Chapter 268
Chapter 268
When it comes to taking the car, Wang Hepeng is even more excited, “I still take the car? I take the car, and they still bully me.”
“Who bullied you in the car?”
“Being a bus to bully me.”
“I have never heard of buses bullying people.”
Wang Hepeng stretched out his hand, breaking his fingers one by one, showing everyone, “Although I don’t have a monthly pass, I don’t have a card! But I buy a ticket!”
“Just buy a ticket!”
“You can pay as much as you want. Don’t find me if you don’t have change.”
“It’s pretty generous.”
“Can this go?”
“You can go!”
“Okay!” Wang Hepeng flirted with his coat, stepped a few steps into the car, and looked around, “I’m all sitting in the car, this car is quite empty.
Quite a few empty seats.
Can i sit?
No big belly, old man, old lady, or kids.
Can I sit without giving up my seat?
“You can sit.” Luan Yunping affirmed again.
Wang Hepeng nodded, looked around with his eyes, found one, and stretched out his hand, “I opened this car window to see the scenery outside the car.”
“no problem.”
Wang Hepeng’s body skewed, he skewed a ninety degrees directly, making a look, and his head could reach Luan Yunping’s waist, and the corners of his mouth could be seen rising from below.
Luan Yunping took a step back, defending her hand, “You are a bit dangerous.”
“Anyway, I looked at the scenery, and the window in front opened in a while! I also stuck my head out and drank: Come in for me!!”
“I will remind you.”
“I’m not happy anymore, you come out and say me? No!”
“You are also obsessed with anger.”
“Hurry up! Go in!
Can it be managed? Not!
I’m sorry then! ”
“What’s wrong?”
“Wow~~~~~~~~”
On the stage, Wang Hepeng learned to vomit.
The audience was completely exploded.
Call~~~~
The laughter and the roaring sound almost yelled, and the audience did not expect that there was such a high-powered person here. It was simply disgusting.
On the stage, Wang Hepeng was already out of the range of the microphone. He stood two or three meters away and cleaned it up. He even lowered his head in his ears and eyes.
After a long while, Wang Hepeng waved his two coat sleeves and came back to behind the microphone in a daze.
Luan Yunping looked at Wang Hepeng with a smile, and said, “You are too disgusting.”
Wang Hepeng continued to wipe his face, “It’s stuffed with chives and eggs!”
“Oh, drink!” Luan Yunping made a high voice with a look of disgust.
Hahahahahaha!
The laughter of the audience really couldn’t hold back, and it broke out again, and Wang Hepeng could completely grasp the whole scene.
Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and some of Deyun’s people were already unable to laugh. Yue Yunpeng laughed so that his stomach started to hurt, and Sun Yue laughed so much that the flesh on his body was trembling.
This burden is good.
I think this cross talk is really capable.
I really can’t think about that picture.
“I can’t hear you anymore, you know who I hate this stuffing the most?”
“No stuffing can be like this.”
“Did you see it, this is bullying me.”
“It’s not called bullying you.”
“Finally, I concluded that I can’t be a bus.”
“How do you sum it up?”
“People fight for the Buddha to receive an incense stick.”
“What are you doing?”
Wang Hepeng put his right hand on his heart, “I want to be ambitious and buy a motorcycle.”
“You can go to the second ring on a motorcycle.” Luan Yunping said here too.
“Yes! I’ll tell you, good motorcycles are not cheaper than cars.”
“It’s also very expensive.”
“Aside from anything else, I bought a car.”
“What brand?”
“I haven’t gotten up yet.”
“This is outrageous, is there a brand for a good motorcycle?”
“I don’t know them. They are all foreign characters. They are not new or second-hand. They have been ridden by others, and I don’t understand them.”
“That’s still a classic car? What age?”
Wang Hepeng pondered and spoke slowly, “It seems that some foreign experts left when they retreated, in the 1960s.”
“Huh! This is too old, right?”
“Buy this car, drink it, it’s covered from the house to the courtyard.”
“You… are you buying parts?” Luan Yunping was a little bit startled when she spoke.
Wang Hepeng pulled up his sleeves and said, “It’s loose! Let’s assemble it by ourselves! Collect them together and think about the motorcycle first.”
“Now think about it!”
“Because it’s too broken, save one piece and twist it with the wire. In some cases, you have to tie your shoelaces.”
“Can this be strong?”
“For a month, the assembly is completed, I am standing happy, I also took advantage of the motorcycle. Later, I will come to visit my friends to see me, oh, deformed Vajra!”
Ha ha!
Amidst the laughter, Luan Yunping waved her hand, “This one doesn’t look very good either.”
Wang Hepeng pointed to the friend, “Look at your unlucky look, look at the motorcycle.
Oh? Yeah? Hey, your introduction really looks like it. ”
“I can’t recognize anything unless I say it.”
Wang Hepeng kept proud, leaning on the edge of the table and happily, “I have a motorcycle~ I can drive it to the street~”
“No!” Luan Yunping stopped, “You don’t have a license plate for a car you save like this.”
“Get up!”
“You go to someone else’s place.”
“Yes! I went to the police Uncle!
You are affected, you give me a license.
The other party quit immediately: No! It deserves to throw you to death. If your car is scattered, it will easily splash the common people! ”
“The feelings of this collision all fly out parts.”
“Pull it down! If you don’t give it to me, I can find someone to draw me a license plate. We have a cross talk here, called Hou Zhen!”
“It’s right here.”
“Yeah! The eldest grandson of Master Hou is called Hou Zhen! He likes to talk with a big face and a face like a bag.”
“What did you say.”
“This dish is called cashew chicken, and I love cashew chicken, because it has cashews and chicken, so it’s called cashew chicken. Chew the cashew nuts into your mouth, crunchy and squeaky…”
“Hi!”
The people on and off the stage were amused, and they were so happy that they leaned forward and backward. Wang Hepeng did a great job with this characteristic of Hou Zhen, and the audience below knows this.
Laughter filled.
Hou Zhen was speechless after listening, so he could only provoke Wang Hepeng, why did he come back?
But one yard goes to one yard, and his face is also happy.
“After that, I went to see Teacher Hou. He drew a license plate for me and a driver’s license for me.”
Luan Yunping was taken aback, a little sluggish, “You don’t have a driver’s license either.”
“No! Later, in Hou Town, Teacher Hou charged me 200 yuan! It hurts so much, it’s more expensive than buying a car.”
“You haven’t spent two hundred yuan on this car?”
Wang Hepeng gestured to the audience: “80 cents a catty!”
“Well, it is collected as scrap iron.”