6kv Chapter 208
Chapter 208
Chapter 208
Luan Yunping made up her mind when she heard this, and she said to the audience, “Look at what this looks like, it’s all Douldun.”
Wang Hepeng looked at the old Young Masters in the audience. Most of the old people are fans of old comic dialogue, and now they are all looking at himself, and they cannot do without.
This system is proficient in these cross talks, not just talk about it.
He can understand the charm and all the details, and he also knows how to master it.
After a while, he continued: “Yes! Entertainment is forbidden for a hundred days! Artists don’t sing, and they have no food to eat.”
“I can’t act anymore.”
“So I changed my career and made a small business to maintain life.”
“A lot of artists have changed careers?” Luan Yunping, who was standing behind the table, asked, “Who has changed careers?”
“Master Liu Baoquan who sang drums as I said before! He has switched to selling porridge!”
“Going to sell porridge?”
“By the way, it’s early in Beijing.” Wang Hepeng said as he gestured with both hands, “It’s such a big casserole, boiled japonica rice porridge, biscuits twists, pancakes and fruits.”
“Sold it down the street?”
“Just set up a stall! But if you sell porridge, you have to shout, and he won’t. When he thinks that entertainment is forbidden now, I didn’t sing, so let’s take this opportunity to slip my throat.
Looking at the things he was selling again, he made up a few words and rhymed in the same way. He yelled like this, just like singing a big drum. ”
“But shouldn’t those who sing bass drums have drums?”
“Isn’t there that casserole? Then this pot will be a drum.”
“What about the drum rack?”
Wang Hepeng hesitated for a while, picked up the fan on the table and shook it, “This is the spoon for porridge.”
“There is no drum board.”
“Then that set of sesame seeds.” Wang Hepeng grabbed and pulled it up again with his other hand.
“He can handle it.”
“As soon as you play the strings, as soon as you sing like this…!”
“You come.”
“Phu Sheerli Sheer midwinter ~ hanging oven biscuits~ round and round~
The deep-fried twist~crispy and sweet~
Japonica rice porridge sold at a low price~two sons and a bowl~
Look at the size of pancakes~
Selling cheaply for three days is not to make money~
Said to be a biography, my name is Liu Baoquan~
Hum, rumbling, wow…｀ˇ…”
“what happened?”
“The casserole leaked.”
“Well, the bottom of the pot is smashed.”
A good section of drumming and singing, Wang Hepeng came on stage like this, the audience clapped with laughter.
Many people have really seen such a powerful foundation.
Along the way, no matter which one has no effort, a slight omission, the audience will hear that there is some estrangement, but this is not.
“It doesn’t matter if you say it to a layman, you can’t do anything.”
“It’s not easy.”
“There is one who sang Lao Dan changed his career.”
“Oh? Which boss is it?”
“Gong Yunpu! His masterpiece is “The Dragon Robe of the Queen”. He must be full of people singing this play. It hasn’t been released yet, it’s just a lot of cheers.
A backstage challenge.
Wow~~~~”
“Awesome! Full of applause.”
Wang Hepeng’s expression was ugly, “But I can’t sing now! So he sold vegetables.”
“That has to be strong.”
“Yeah! People sell vegetables for hundreds of kilograms, so they walk so energetic. Not only do they have the energy, but also the vegetables. The expert selling vegetables must have enough water and clean the soil.
When the water is full, the dishes will naturally become spirited.
Look how thin the leeks are. He filled up with water, tied them together, and slammed at that, straight and stunned.
But this layman can’t do it. ”
“how?”
“Without water, after two hours of drying, then it’s all over. And selling vegetables has to be able to yell. When selling vegetables in Beijing, his yelling is like singing. There are more than ten kinds and twenty-somethings, and he yells out in one breath. ”
“You yelled him all? Well, how can you yell for a lesson.”
“That’s it! Coriander, spicy green pepper~~Gou green onion and tender celery~~
Lentils, eggplants, cucumbers, winter melons to buy large sea stalks, radishes, carrots, Bian radishes, sprouts of toon, garlic and leeks~~”
“Dozens of things came out this time.”
“Yes! But this gentleman sings Lao Dan, he doesn’t know how to yell! He doesn’t have the strength. I bought a few dishes, and took the challenge and walked down the street like this.”
When the voice fell, Wang Hepeng put the fan on his shoulder, and with his other hand retracted into the sleeve of the coat, pretending to be carrying a burden, and his expression and body still carried the figure of Lao Dan.
After learning the two, I found it quite interesting to look at it below.
“Still with a figure?”
“Get used to it!” After saying, Wang Hepeng took off the fan and came back. “This gentleman has slipped for a long time and didn’t open it.”
“Why didn’t it open?”
Wang Hepeng himself became anxious, “I don’t know who he sent it to. Then he thought I had to yell, he took a look at some of the dishes he sold, and made up a few words and made a contender.
Hey~~~~~ 忒忒忒, 忒tired 忒! ”
“Bring some guys!”
“Coriander, Celery, Spicy Qin Pepper~~Eggplant, Lentils, Tender Garlic Seedlings~~Whoever wants a big cucumber~~
Take two for one copper piece~~~~~~”
On the last note, Wang Hepeng played an extremely long tone and used a lot of patience.
“good!”
Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck!
The audience heard this, and they admired Wang Hepeng in their hearts. What kind of ability is this? The strength is completely opposite to his current age.
After singing, listening to the applause and applause below, I was also happy in my heart.
Although the system gave him these things, it was the first time to say this paragraph on stage.
Continue to speak.
“Don’t say so, there really is a buyer. An old lady came out to buy cucumbers.”
“Um!”
In a blink of an eye, Wang Hepeng learned the appearance of the old lady, her body and tone were vivid, “The cucumber seller! Come here and buy two.”
Luan Yunping: “Come here.”
“When he thinks about how much money he can make by selling two cucumbers, he can be considered as an open one. But this old lady in Beijing is very troublesome to buy cucumbers.”
“how?”
“She didn’t mean to give me two cucumbers and leave. She has to taste it.”
“You have to taste it?”
“Pinch a piece of cucumber and put it in your mouth to taste.” Wang Hepeng nodded, picked up the fan and continued to make gestures to the audience, and then learned to chew in his mouth.
“Why do you have to taste it first.”
“It’s not delicious, he doesn’t buy it.”
“Oh! Not good, no good.”
Wang Hepeng: “Come here! I’ll buy two.
When the man who sang Lao Dan came over, he put his burden off and felt a headache when he touched his shoulder. ”
“It’s pressing.”
“Hey~~~~Bitter wow~~~~
Singing is good, but this time the old lady misunderstood! ”
“What’s wrong?”
“Cucumbers are bitter? No!”
“Hi! I blew it in one sentence.”
When the voice fell, I don’t know how many people were smiling. They didn’t know how many times they watched this cross talk. It is indeed a classic. Now they are performing.
What I saw on the stage was also the kind that made them concentrate.
More is a kind of praise to the juniors. .