6kv Chapter 176
Chapter 176
Chapter 176
“The old way wants to burn him.
I cut three pieces of paper, and drew three amulets with a cinnabar brush. The fire money, the flint were hit, and the wax was lit.
Tie up a talisman with the tip of the sword, put a little bit on the wax seedling, and mutter a word in your mouth.
Once the sword shook, the fire swayed bigger and bigger, and Sun Delong had to be burned with fire. ”
“It stands to reason that this talisman is just a piece of paper, and it will be over after the fire. Why does the fire become bigger and bigger? Actually, it is not for chanting. The cinnabar on which the talisman is painted contains medicinal materials.
So the fire is getting bigger and bigger.
At the size of the ice tray, the fire was ready to pass.
As for Sun Delong, he doesn’t know, it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t know, he is still booing.
On the opposite side of the platform, he was still talking cheap words.
When I saw the fire swaying by the old way, Sun Delong put a hook on it. ”
Speaking of Wang Hepeng holding a fan to make a metaphor, he showed them the state of Sun Delong tilted and not going straight, and then he learned to speak in Shandong accent.
“Ohhhhhhhh! Old way, don’t play with fire for such a big guy, play with fire at night and sleep in the urine kang, your mother beats a hammer.”
Hahahahaha!
A word shook out.
The audience laughed.
What kind of cheap talk is this, let alone, it’s really easy to understand.
The audience reacted one by one.
Amidst the laughter, he subconsciously put the fan on the table and continued to talk.
“Old way of being angry, I call it playing with fire?”
“Walking about the size of the wheel.”
“Immeasurable Buddha~! Eating order!”
“The fire was thrown away, and he rushed to Sun Delong’s door. Only then did Sun Delong understand: Good boy, Shao Ying!
When he talked about burning people, he leaned over.
Hit the shoulders over.
People from the Ming Dynasty put together a towel.
Hey, he burned off half of his hair.
To say that this kind of magic fire must burn to death on people.
If you jump into the water tank, he won’t be destroyed, and if you roll on the ground, he won’t be destroyed, nor will he burn to death.
But what about Sun Delong? Tap it lightly and it goes out. ”
“Why? This kind of fire, he has a way to break it. How can it be broken? You have to use this black dog blood and that pig blood to break it.”
As soon as I said, the laughter below followed Dielang, and everyone who understood them made a sound.
Because they all know that Sun Delong is a pig slaughter. Didn’t he hit the gun?
Hearing this movement, Wang Hepeng himself laughed, “You think too, he kills pigs!
He dare to touch it, but he dare not wipe his blood?
I don’t know how to get up in the morning and slaughtered a pig.
The fireball hit.
Noisy, slap it, and it’s gone. ”
“The old way is terrified.”
Wang Hepeng’s identity turned into a veteran, with an unbelievable appearance, and his voice was as sneaky as a thief, “The Immeasurable Buddha~~Oh! I didn’t see him dig out Magic Treasures, how can I break my magic fire?
I didn’t see him chanting a spell either.
Sure enough, eighteen arhats are golden immortals on the road.
Um~, no way! Come again. ”
“Draw another magic talisman, insert it on the tip of the sword, and light it. Then sway this second ball of magic fire, shaking his head.”
“This time! Sun Delong understood, he kept watching: What are you doing? Good boy, not playing with fire, Shaoying (human)! What’s going on again?
Burn this side after burning it?
No hair at all?
Are you a veteran and let me be a monk?
I don’t want to be a monk, why do I still hang around?
Good boy, don’t allow you to burn me. Let’s hit your boy a hook first. ”
As soon as he said, in the laughter, Wang Hepeng picked up the fan on the table again, just like a bidding gun.
“He picked up the hook, the old way is also unlucky, you dangle the fire, don’t close your eyes.
Just sway his head.
Here, Sun Delong lingered the hook back and forth, aiming, so that he threw it with great energy.
That’s it!
Still looking for Zhe in the mouth: what is this called? This is called the pole in the front and the hook in the back! Take the eye and move towards the opposite side, aiming at the front fist and throwing the back hand! The guy! ! ! ”
With a bluff, Wang Hepeng exhausted all his energy and sent the fan forward.
But it didn’t really throw it out.
Get it back quickly and continue talking.
“If he doesn’t talk about the guy, he has to hit the door with his eyes closed.
As soon as I talked about the guy, I didn’t know what was going on.
When I opened my eyes, he poked in the darkness and rushed towards the door. ”
“The Immeasurable Buddha!! The old Taoist screamed, flashed to the side like this, flashed past, didn’t hit, it’s not bad.”
“I didn’t fight.
Wiping his ears.
But the pole has passed…”
Wang Hepeng broke here for a while, and at this moment, many people in the audience below couldn’t help being happy. Suddenly Wang Hepeng’s voice increased, “The hook behind is not forgiving!!!”
As soon as the voice fell, everyone finally couldn’t help it………..
Hahahahahaha!
Chich Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!
The laughter and applause were completely mixed together, not only was there movement in the audience, but the brothers behind, standing for a long time, all laughed and applauded.
They all feel that stand-up comedy stands thin on the stage, but Wang Hepeng is different. It’s really fun to play several people by one person.
The cross talk talked about the important point. Although the audience was very powerful, they didn’t dare to take more shots, so it was quiet and kept listening.
“Sun Delong said it clearly. The pole is in front and the hook is behind! Aim at the back hand that he throws at the front fist! Wow! The pole passed, the hook puffed and hit the cheek.”
“Oh!” Wang Hepeng said, as if he had been recruited, “The old man pulled down this hook and brought a piece of flesh, dripping with blood.
These two big holes still hurt, and they held their cheeks and chanted straight to the Buddha. ”
“Infinite Buddha~~~~!”
“Sun Delong also followed up with booing: good guys~~~~!”
Two elongated calls were made throughout the theater, and the audience below really couldn’t help but laugh.
“The veteran took the hook off and took a look. He didn’t know or knew it was a hook for pigs. Generally speaking, he didn’t know, just throw it away.
It’s really unlucky, and seeing this makes him even more frightened. ”
“Old Taoist: Oh! When the judge came just now, he fell from the sky with auspicious clouds on his feet and golden light protection.
I knew he was an eighteen arhat, a golden immortal of Dalu.
At first glance, it turned out to be eighteen arhats, but now it is not. How can I hook the eight treasures of Tathagata my Buddha, Ruyi Scepter? ”
In the laughter, Wang Hepeng waved his hand, “He just named it, he thought it was the Babao Ruyi Scepter hook.”
“The old Tao pondered: Oh, I can’t do anything with him anymore. The first magic talisman, he burned half of his hair bun, and the second magic talisman. Before it started, he hit me with a hit, Ruyi Scepter, purple gold hook.
I’m going to do it again, he still has the earthshaking mark on his waist. ”
This time, the audience couldn’t laugh again. They still don’t know what the hell is this, it is the hip flask of pewter on the waist.
His jug is square and polished.
This can all be seen as an imprint of the sky-shaking, without knowing the look in his eyes. .From the new small group 712205071 one by one one by one