6kv Chapter 164
Chapter 164
Chapter 164
“The upper kang knows the ladies, the lower kang knows the shoes! The laughter really makes me laugh, and it continues.
The two people on the stage couldn’t speak. The atmosphere of Guo Degang and Yu Qian’s 10th anniversary was good. This is why some people prefer to listen to the theater instead of TV.
Because there is no atmosphere at home at all.
The whole is active.
This situation is the most comfortable and gratifying scene for all cross talk actors to watch. If you say that cross talk is for joy, you will be great if you can do it.
Shao Ma Ye, Guo Degang and Yu Qian didn’t really say anything at the back, they were getting better and better.
After waiting for a long time, Wang Hepeng stretched out his hands to press, and continued: “When the president heard the secretary Wang Fugui say this, he said that this person is OK. Then look for it. But it’s hard for them to find me!”
“how?”
“I don’t have a phone, so I have a BP machine, and the paging station has stopped.”
Luan Yunping: “What kind of communication tool, throw it away.”
“But it’s so hard to find them looking for me in a daze.”
“They really worked hard.”
“I was on the phone on the street that day, and someone shot me behind. (Female voice) Excuse me, are you Mr. Wang Hepeng?”
With a lot of curiosity, Luan Yunping said, “Oh? It’s really coming.”
“Isn’t it, I turned my head, a woman, this is beautiful. Foreigner, blond and blue eyes. I said I am Wang Hepeng, what are you doing?”
Speaking, Wang Hepeng closed his eyes, changed his identity, continued to refine his voice, and spoke in Yin & Yang’s weird tone: “Hello, Mr. Wang, it’s nice to meet you! The president asked me to come to you. ”
Luan Yunping’s mouth grew wide, and she didn’t understand what his situation was. “Wait a minute! Didn’t you talk about blond and blue eyes? Why a blind man?”
Wang Hepeng is not happy anymore, “Nonsense, isn’t the blond hair closing his eyes?”
“Hi! Biyan is closing her eyes!”
A cup and a tease, make a lot of fun.
“Mr. Wang, let’s talk about the war.
Okay, how much do you plan to pay.
The president said, give you ten million. ”
Luan Yunping: “Oh! This is a lot.”
“Yeah! This thing can do! Ten million, just this De Yun can follow my surname? Guo Degang is a part-time job under my hand, I let him sweep the floor, and let him sprinkle water.
From now on De Yun should be Peng Yun. ”
“Don’t daydream, it’s impossible.”
“People have to have dreams after all, you know? Not all of them!”
Wang Hepeng has never given up trying to usurp the throne. It is still this kind of tenth anniversary venue, and the audience below are all used to it with smiles.
“There are ten million, I am happy! Did I say that I have eaten?
She said not yet!
Let’s go! I invite you!
Don’t be ashamed of the Chinese, a five-star hotel…”
“Good place.”
Wang Hepeng made a conjecture with both hands and turned his head, “The noodles next to him.”
“Hi, just cut the noodles.”
“Just eat a little bit!” Wang Hepeng didn’t care about the appearance, reaching out his hand and comparing it to a four bowl of noodles.
“Four bowls?”
“Three bowls are big and one is small. She eats the small bowl, and I eat two big bowls.”
“How about a bowl?”
“Pack, my wife hasn’t eaten yet.”
“Well, the family is hungry.”
Luan Yunping shook her head and spit out. In fact, this paragraph is very interesting for him.
The burden is also dense, and this kind of venue is said to be very lively.
Because this piece did not appear, Luan Yunping knew that she had created it by herself, which is really amazing.
Wang Hepeng can know what he thinks, but in fact he himself can’t figure out why some of the paragraphs did not appear.
I only thought that Guo Degang had spent more time on himself, so some of the jokes were less creative.
After all, there is one more apprentice, who is still a very talented apprentice for Guo Degang, and he has to spend time teaching.
“Man, come here with a braid of garlic.” Without much thought, Wang Hepeng continued to perform on stage.
“Still eating garlic?” Luan Yunping wanted to return to her thoughts, and she took it up quickly, almost all of it became a muscle memory.
“Of course! Peel the garlic and eat.
Have enough food and drink enough, discuss this matter. Here comes the contract, let me sign and seal it. I quit, you have to give me some money first. ”
“Ask for money first?”
Wang Hepeng nodded and patted the table lightly, “You have to pay a deposit, what do you do if you go there for this matter. Isn’t it?”
Luan Yunping held up: “Yes!”
“The deposit method is not the same. There are five.”
“That’s five percent!”
“There is one for ten!”
“Ten percent!”
“There is one for twenty.”
“That’s more, twenty percent.”
“I’m fifty!”
“Oh! It’s a lot! Five million!” Luan Yunping’s voice became louder.
Hearing his voice, Wang Hepeng looked sideways at him and asked, “Is it possible to do it? Can it work?”
Who doesn’t like money, Luan Yunping nodded desperately, “It’s too much.”
“Fine! Give it to me.”
After talking, Wang Hepeng stretched out his hands to the gap, and when he took it back, he looked up at the sky as if holding a piece of money to confirm whether it was a fake banknote.
After watching for two seconds, he nodded and put it in his pocket.
“Yes! It’s it! No fake!”
Luan Yunping was silly in this scene. He glanced at the audience, then stared at Wang Hepeng, “Why is it 50%? Only one!”
“Yes! Just fifty.”
“For a sale of ten million, a deposit of fifty is required. That’s a bit less.”
Wang Hepeng also tried to explain to him, “This is true what people gave!”
“What I usually give is fake.”
“Foreign currency this is.”
“There are too few foreign currencies!”
There was a lot of excitement in a conversation, and there were a lot of noises below.
Audience: “Huh~~”
They have been thinking about what kind of military strategist this is, but they only gave fifty yuan.
This is really too cheap and too cheap.
There was a burst of hoopla.
In the voice, Wang Hepeng smiled, “I was given the money. I have to do it. Tell me that it’s dead, and pick me up at the 20th airport.
I said, OK, where are you going?
The beauty said, I go back to the embassy. ”
Luan Yunping: “Oh, the embassy”
“I said how do you go?
I took the 300 bus to the embassy. ”
“Ouch!”
At this point, Luan Yunping herself couldn’t help but laugh. Haha laughed. I don’t know what this scene looks like. She complained: “Is this foreigner just sitting 300 back to the embassy after the foreigner talks to you?”
Wang Hepeng was also suspicious of this, and he nodded in his hand, smiled and said to the blond beauty, “You blind me, there is no 300.”
Luan Yunping: “Yes, no stand!”
Wang Hepeng learned from the voice of a beautiful woman: “There is a compartment.”
“Ha ha!”
“Good! Cow!”
“Oh~~!”
Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck!
The applause continued, and the drums were desperately.
The section means that there is a lot of people in a certain section of the whole line, so stop at the station for that section, and keep on at other stations!
The 300 bus is also one of the most crowded buses in Beijing.
It’s horribly squeezed.
People can squeeze into photos.
The unfamiliar locals never know this specific route.
This foreigner is so clean, he is even more local than the locals.
So how could there be no response when listening to cross talk below.
This is very close to their life. .